A long time ago (couple of weeks),
in a galaxy far far away...
Henry turned three.
It is a period of sibling war.
Rebel spaceships, striking from a Rebel hidden base known only as The Brown House
using crudely fashioned light sabers,
and serious game faces,
have won their first victory
against the Galactic Empire.
During the battle,
Rebel spies managed to steal the helmet
of Darth Vader
as well as the secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon...the Death Star,
an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet or family room.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agent Darth Vader,
Princess Leia (carried by her daddy) races home aboard her starship...custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people
and restore freedom
to the galaxy...Hooray!
"Aren't you a little short for a storm-trooper?"
"Never tell me the odds."
"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?"
"The force is strong with this one."
"Luke...I am your father."
"I'm Luke Skywalker I'm here to rescue you!"
"I've got a very bad feeling about this."
"This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn't have a plan for getting out?"
"He's the brains sweetheart."
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"