Sunday, April 4, 2010

Teenage Girls

I love teenage girls...always have...always will! Hopefully you are lucky enough to have a couple of them in your life for they always make things more exciting. These 4 fabulous girls came over for dinner this week. It was so sweet to hear their infectious giggles and delightful stories.

Camber, Sid, Autumn, and Lindsay can light up a room the minute they walk in.
There are many things you can learn from a teenage girl. Here are just a few that I have learned from many years of hanging around them.



You can never have enough clothes, makeup, shoes, friends, boyfriends, parties...
___
Sleeping 12 hours a night is so easy to do.
___
Surviving on 1 hour of sleep a night is so easy to do.
___
Boys...boys...boys what else is there?
___
Parents love to chapparone the all-night graduation party for the senior class.
___
Texting comes natural to a teenage girl...I think they learn it in-vitro now.
___
Animal crackers are hilarious when you hide them all over the house.
___
Milk duds fall in the dairy category of the food pyramid.
___
Teenage girls are not afraid of acting crazy in public, like dancing on the patio at Grand Targhee in ski boots to the song Cotteneyed Joe.
___
If all else fails just tell your mom you had salad for lunch...even if you hate it.
___
Dad can never make enough money to keep his girl in the latest fashion trends.
___
"Everyone has one" means everyone in the conversation at that moment.
___
Teenage girls sometimes think parents can be cool...just don't tell anyone.
___
Speaking in a Sean Connery accent can inadvertently make swear words..."Shit down" or "Do you need a baby shitter?" And that is always hilarious!
___
Life is just better in heels... no matter how tall you are.
___
Any vacation is worth cancelling if your teenager has something really important coming up...like an audition for a lead in the musical.
___
And these are just a few, so next time you come across your favorite teenage girl...give a hug and tell her how cool she is.